Again, with the trains!!

Here we go again...

Woman faints on the 14th Street Uptown N,R,Q platform. Hits her head hard on the platform. I can still hear that T-H-U-D!!!

I go over and put her feet in my lap. I know first aid. She's pregnant. Didn't eat any breakfast. The woman, not me. Yell for help. Typical New Yorkers stop, gawk, walk away. Now you know why I love people so much.

A man comes over to help. No, not the man from the grapefruit episode, another man. He stays with us until help arrives.

Meanwhile there's some whackadoo woman who somehow got pulled into this drama yelling something about that's how she lost her baby and never could have babies after that. After what, your guess is as good as mine. Didn't have the time to ask. As she's being hysterical, I'm thinking how I am gonna get this looney bin outa here? Lo and behold a local train pulls into the station. I turn to her and say very calmly: "Oh look, your train just pulled in. Hurry up, you don't want to miss it". She actually listened. Can you believe that? Was it her train? Don't know, don't care.

Finally, the EMS, cops, firemen show up and I think I even saw Mayor Guilliani.

All in a NYC day's work!!! I'm exhausted!!!